Mavs.
I didn’t know what to do to celebrate the Mavs incredible win tonight over those awful Heaters. So I’ll do all I know to do: share with you my game-long Skype chat with my buddy Jeff Davenport. Here, bore yourself:
Jeff Davenport 8:58 PM
Wife got me Taco Bell tonight!
Steven Manuel 8:58 PM
Wowee! She love you!
8:59 PM
Wyade.
Steven Manuel 8:59 PM
Ronnie and I are expecting a W tonight.
Jeff Davenport 8:59 PM
I'll expect that with you, then.
9:00 PM
Predictions... more specifically?
Steven Manuel 9:00 PM
I like this intro!
Jeff Davenport 9:00 PM
POST APOCALYPTIC BASKETBALL WORLD!
Steven Manuel 9:00 PM
Makes it seem epic.
Jeff Davenport 9:00 PM
TEEN WOLF
9:00 PM
!
Steven Manuel 9:00 PM
Watch out for the El train, Larry Bird!
9:00 PM
Temple of Doom!
Jeff Davenport 9:01 PM
I wish they'd edit it so that they changed who was defending the guys... putting different generations against each other.
9:01 PM
MY BOYS!
Steven Manuel 9:01 PM
Why is Red Auerback at Pat Riley's conference?
Jeff Davenport 9:01 PM
Rudy "Shake Voice" Tomjanovich
Steven Manuel 9:01 PM
Otis Thorpe- a true champion for the ages
Jeff Davenport 9:01 PM
Everyone loves him.
Steven Manuel 9:01 PM
And Cliff Livingston
Jeff Davenport 9:02 PM
Ginobli looks like Nash in that shot.
Steven Manuel 9:02 PM
"Champions and Guys Who're Difficult To Edit Out"
Jeff Davenport 9:02 PM
PERFECT.
9:02 PM
SCREEN MICROPHONES!
9:02 PM
And who amongst us isn't a "defensive lover."
Steven Manuel 9:03 PM
Specific predictions: Dirk w/30, Terry with 25, Mavs win by 10, Wyade doesn't break 20.
Jeff Davenport 9:03 PM
Yes.
9:03 PM
I
9:03 PM
I'd like a Mark Jackson prediction, as well.
Steven Manuel 9:04 PM
2x "knock. Down. Shootah"
Jeff Davenport 9:04 PM
I hate that huddle of dudes looking at the trophy.
Steven Manuel 9:04 PM
10x "No doubt about it"
Jeff Davenport 9:04 PM
THAT's him.
Steven Manuel 9:05 PM
1x reference to him playing in the NBA
Jeff Davenport 9:05 PM
Cell companies are the new car companies, aren't they... ad-ubiquity-wise?
Steven Manuel 9:05 PM
1st Combat Hospital ad!
Jeff Davenport 9:05 PM
"It was my duty to treat her!"
9:05 PM
What's over/under on # of Combat Hospital ads?
Steven Manuel 9:06 PM
"Welcome to Canduhar" How do you spell that?
9:06 PM
7
Jeff Davenport 9:06 PM
Kandahar
9:06 PM
Candy Har
9:06 PM
WHOA!
Steven Manuel 9:06 PM
Nice!
Jeff Davenport 9:06 PM
I typed parenthesis D parenthesis adn then that showed up!
Steven Manuel 9:06 PM
9:07 PM
Tip off! I'm all a-twitter!
Jeff Davenport 9:07 PM
I'm all a-facebook.
Steven Manuel 9:07 PM
And full of Qdoba's Mexican Gumbo
Jeff Davenport 9:07 PM
Good on you.
9:08 PM
BOARDS BOARDS BOARDS.
Steven Manuel 9:08 PM
Hopefully Marion will get all his turnovers out of his system early on.
Jeff Davenport 9:08 PM
During pre-game shootaround.
Steven Manuel 9:08 PM
They're double-teaming LeBron at the 3-pt line. Interesting.
9:09 PM
2 turnovers in the first 2 minutes by Mavs. Stop it now, dorks.
9:09 PM
Bosh's patented "hope" shot
Jeff Davenport 9:09 PM
good name.
9:09 PM
Love that shot.
9:09 PM
"Getting hit on his wrist as he releases it!"
Steven Manuel 9:09 PM
Chandler's left shoulder wants you to know that only the strong survive, jeff.
Jeff Davenport 9:10 PM
COME ON!
9:10 PM
His right shoulder says, "At least that's my opinion. You may disagree."
9:11 PM
LOVE IT!
9:11 PM
WHOA!
Steven Manuel 9:11 PM
I hope Stevenson is hurt!
Jeff Davenport 9:11 PM
Don't clap into his face, dude.
Steven Manuel 9:11 PM
...I mean...
9:11 PM
Good thing he's okay!
Jeff Davenport 9:11 PM
Wtatch that guy punching his fist into his hand!
9:11 PM
Did you see him?
Steven Manuel 9:11 PM
No
Jeff Davenport 9:11 PM
WEIRD!
9:12 PM
Joel is not pronouned Joe L.
Steven Manuel 9:12 PM
What must Abe Lincoln must've been thinking as DeShawn headed neck-first into the stands?
9:12 PM
Jet will get his points tonight, fo sho
Jeff Davenport 9:13 PM
I want to see them wings come out.
Steven Manuel 9:13 PM
Does he do that junk on the road, too?
Jeff Davenport 9:13 PM
Dang. Good D.
9:13 PM
Out Stephenson. Out.
Steven Manuel 9:14 PM
Kidd and Jet hitting 3s is a very good thing.
Jeff Davenport 9:14 PM
It gives Dirk some breathing room. "Well, it's not just on me. Maybe I can play strong now."
Steven Manuel 9:14 PM
It makes everything go on O.
9:14 PM
Keep shooting Bibby!
9:14 PM
25% from the field!
Jeff Davenport 9:14 PM
Fake-Kidd!
9:15 PM
Ooops.
9:15 PM
DID YOU SEE STEVENSON BOXING KIDD OUT FROM GETTING THE BALL OUT OF BOUNDS?
Steven Manuel 9:15 PM
nope
Jeff Davenport 9:15 PM
Weird.
Steven Manuel 9:15 PM
Not a foul by LeBron. Great block.
9:16 PM
We need to be having a bigger lead.
Jeff Davenport 9:16 PM
Double fisting the drink, Dirk!
Steven Manuel 9:16 PM
He's a pro, Jeff.
9:17 PM
Wade kind of the only thing working for them. I thought we'd do more to shut him down this game.
9:17 PM
LBJ is just killing it from 3
Jeff Davenport 9:17 PM
Blergh.
9:17 PM
Is Kidd supposed to be on Bron?
Steven Manuel 9:18 PM
Looks like they were playing a zone; whoever's there in your area.
9:18 PM
"OH GOD THE THINGS I SAW IN AFGHANISTAN!!!"
Jeff Davenport 9:18 PM
Fresh home from killing Muslims, all Pvt. Harrington wants is to get drunk. In a barn.
9:18 PM
"Guys, I said I wanted to go to a BAR when I got home... not a-- never mind."
Steven Manuel 9:18 PM
"I KILLED SO MANY CHILDREN!!!!"
Jeff Davenport 9:19 PM
SOME WERE AMERICANS!
9:19 PM
I don't know how!
Steven Manuel 9:19 PM
Why were they there!?!?!
Jeff Davenport 9:19 PM
"Well, they're not there anymore."
Steven Manuel 9:20 PM
I've tried to think of a good name for Fake Amazing Race.
Jeff Davenport 9:20 PM
"Show I Won't Watch"
Steven Manuel 9:20 PM
They're advertising Mustn't Watch TV.
Jeff Davenport 9:20 PM
DORIS, NO! YOU TOO?!
Steven Manuel 9:21 PM
Thank goodness that, no matter how the Mavs play, we can always count on Doris.
Jeff Davenport 9:21 PM
This finger is the biggest non-story in sports, this year.
9:21 PM
HOLGER!
Steven Manuel 9:21 PM
I would seriously like to know about her. Has she paid some journalistic dues I'm unaware of? Why does she deserve to be there?
Jeff Davenport 9:22 PM
She's Stuart Scott's opthalmologist.
Steven Manuel 9:22 PM
Agree; the finger is a non-story.
Jeff Davenport 9:22 PM
That was one smart shot, Stevenson.
Steven Manuel 9:22 PM
He's the best!
Jeff Davenport 9:22 PM
Page Uh.
Steven Manuel 9:22 PM
Travel.
Jeff Davenport 9:23 PM
Determination, Kidd.
Steven Manuel 9:23 PM
Great play. He deserved that to go in.
Jeff Davenport 9:23 PM
Agreed.
9:23 PM
NICE D!
Steven Manuel 9:23 PM
Marion!
Jeff Davenport 9:23 PM
EArning your seat on the plane!
9:23 PM
Let's go eat!
Steven Manuel 9:24 PM
Keep shooting Bibby!
Jeff Davenport 9:24 PM
Huh.
9:24 PM
Well.
9:24 PM
My, my.
Steven Manuel 9:24 PM
Hmmph...
Jeff Davenport 9:24 PM
Yeah, that's not good.
Steven Manuel 9:24 PM
I'll allow that 3
Jeff Davenport 9:24 PM
It's kind of a strange new phenomenon... not wanting certain guys to hit shots because you know they'll get over-confident.
9:25 PM
Like you'd take points off the board you feel so strongly about it.
9:25 PM
SWEET! GREEN LANTERN ADS!
Steven Manuel 9:25 PM
Love that shot of the 2004 finals, one of my favorites ever.
9:25 PM
Wait... what's this!? The Green Lantern!?? Stop the presses! Have you heard about this?
Jeff Davenport 9:25 PM
NO! IT LOOKS GREAT(ING)!
9:26 PM
Tim Allen... how much money do you NEED?
Steven Manuel 9:26 PM
Pretty sure it's not about the money for that guy.
Jeff Davenport 9:26 PM
The nerds are winning.
9:27 PM
Pizza Hut: "You asked for it, America! RAGING DIAHRREA!"
Steven Manuel 9:28 PM
Uh...
Jeff Davenport 9:28 PM
Just when I was thinking, "Chris Bosh couldn't look more like a snake..."
Steven Manuel 9:28 PM
Priceless Bosh footage.
Jeff Davenport 9:28 PM
JET.
Steven Manuel 9:28 PM
I believe in you Terry! Keep shooting!
Jeff Davenport 9:29 PM
JET looks like a guy in another athlete's entourage.
Steven Manuel 9:29 PM
Well said.
Jeff Davenport 9:29 PM
The little guy with the big mouth everyone else makes fun of.
Steven Manuel 9:29 PM
He looks like he's in the background going, "YEAH! What he said! And we'll do it, too!"
Jeff Davenport 9:29 PM
Always eating a sandwich...
Steven Manuel 9:29 PM
Whoops! Pejalert!
Jeff Davenport 9:29 PM
Page, uh?
9:30 PM
HOLY CRAP.
Steven Manuel 9:30 PM
SWEET JAM.
9:30 PM
Bibby already made his 3 for this series.
Jeff Davenport 9:30 PM
When your rebound is a dunk, that's... um... something.
Steven Manuel 9:30 PM
Akeemesque.
Jeff Davenport 9:30 PM
He's back!
Steven Manuel 9:30 PM
I tore legs off puppies!! OH GOD WHY!?
Jeff Davenport 9:31 PM
I want to shoot the next 30 seconds of this ad.
Steven Manuel 9:31 PM
I hate how big brother jams his bottle up in the air- like anybody's watching him.
Jeff Davenport 9:31 PM
It would include him showing pictures on his digital camera of war atrocities, laughing... then suddenly crying.
Steven Manuel 9:31 PM
YES!
Jeff Davenport 9:31 PM
Hey Would you contribute!
Steven Manuel 9:31 PM
We need more Dirk scoring
Jeff Davenport 9:32 PM
Mike "The Sleeve" Miller
9:32 PM
JJ B!
Steven Manuel 9:32 PM
Like I said.
Jeff Davenport 9:32 PM
Come ON. NICE.
Steven Manuel 9:32 PM
More of that, please.
Jeff Davenport 9:32 PM
Barea should jump off Dirk's back for a dunk.
9:32 PM
Haslem. Can't stand ya.
9:33 PM
Haslem has to pull his mouth piece out to shoot off his mouth.
9:33 PM
HAND!
9:33 PM
WHAT?!
9:33 PM
"No contact. Except on the hand."
Steven Manuel 9:33 PM
Jo-El Anthony (son of Jor-El) is a LONG man. Very difficult to go over him for a dunk.
Jeff Davenport 9:33 PM
Is hand "part of the ball"?
Steven Manuel 9:33 PM
Yes
Jeff Davenport 9:33 PM
Oh.
9:34 PM
And that's why I couldn't beat Mike Brown for the Laker job.
9:34 PM
Er-oh.
9:34 PM
AMAZING!
Steven Manuel 9:34 PM
What a time for LBJ to go nuts with the 3s.
Jeff Davenport 9:34 PM
Barea! I hear his name sung by Amy Grant to the tune of "Sharaya."
Steven Manuel 9:34 PM
"I care about you"
Jeff Davenport 9:34 PM
Barea... I care about you
9:34 PM
YES!
9:34 PM
"I don't want to push you..."
Steven Manuel 9:34 PM
I don't want to push you
Jeff Davenport 9:35 PM
Hilarious.
9:35 PM
How would Cameraon Diaz know what seventh grade was like?
Steven Manuel 9:35 PM
Why did you have to put Amy Grant with tight pants and a faux-cowhide jacket into my brain just now?
Jeff Davenport 9:35 PM
"Ding to the dong?!"
9:36 PM
She's shaking her head, holding the microphone funny!
Steven Manuel 9:36 PM
Marketers know how kids talk.
Jeff Davenport 9:36 PM
So does P&G.
Steven Manuel 9:36 PM
Swivel head.
9:36 PM
Cell phone ads are great! I wish there were a couple more of them.
Jeff Davenport 9:37 PM
They run the world, now.
9:37 PM
I now have the largest no comment ever.
Steven Manuel 9:38 PM
Even the gorilla knows that the talking basketball is a dumb idea.
Jeff Davenport 9:38 PM
Kevin James... proof that talent WILL out.
9:38 PM
Even the gorilla knows Kevin James is a dumb idea.
Steven Manuel 9:38 PM
By that you mean... he's on the way out?
9:38 PM
My mom insists he's just never found a good script.
Jeff Davenport 9:38 PM
Flop.
9:38 PM
Oh, my.
Steven Manuel 9:38 PM
They love the King of Queens!
9:38 PM
Love it!
Jeff Davenport 9:38 PM
He's never found a good diet, either.
9:38 PM
WHAT?!
Steven Manuel 9:38 PM
Love it.
Jeff Davenport 9:38 PM
Amazing.
9:39 PM
No accounting for taste.
Steven Manuel 9:39 PM
Uh oh.
9:39 PM
James is making Dirk's shots.
Jeff Davenport 9:39 PM
JJ B.
Steven Manuel 9:39 PM
I care about him!
Jeff Davenport 9:39 PM
Don't push him, though!
Steven Manuel 9:39 PM
I won't let them push him.
9:40 PM
Why do these pro players HAVE mouth guads, if they're just going to bite them like stogies the whole game?
Jeff Davenport 9:40 PM
I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING?!
Steven Manuel 9:40 PM
Barea!!!
9:40 PM
I can't believe we're ahead.
Jeff Davenport 9:40 PM
Tell me, tell me... where do you come from? (Puerto Rico)
Steven Manuel 9:40 PM
No foul.
9:41 PM
I forgot that part- the pre-chorus!
Jeff Davenport 9:41 PM
(I looked up the lyrics)
Steven Manuel 9:41 PM
Of course.
Jeff Davenport 9:41 PM
Why do you pretend...?
Steven Manuel 9:41 PM
"Why do you pretend to know"
Jeff Davenport 9:41 PM
BING!
Steven Manuel 9:41 PM
Start me on a verse, see how I do
Jeff Davenport 9:42 PM
Hang on... lemme pull 'em back up...
Steven Manuel 9:42 PM
BANG! Dirk!
Jeff Davenport 9:42 PM
I've known you long as anybody
Steven Manuel 9:43 PM
I can' think of the tune! Give me a second.
9:43 PM
Getting it...
9:43 PM
You konw me better than the rest!!!!!!
Jeff Davenport 9:43 PM
YES!
Steven Manuel 9:43 PM
Please don't say we don't see eye to eye now!!
Jeff Davenport 9:43 PM
Keep it up!
9:44 PM
YES YES!
Steven Manuel 9:44 PM
Okay, on this high- I'm headed to the bathroom...
Jeff Davenport 9:44 PM
Friend to friend... can you tell me this...
9:47 PM
This just in: Pat Riley is still dead.
9:47 PM
You're missing good stuff!
Steven Manuel 9:48 PM
Saw JJ and Dirk miss shots...
Jeff Davenport 9:48 PM
WA Generals
9:49 PM
NICE!
9:49 PM
SCRAPPER!
Steven Manuel 9:49 PM
I mean, Jet. 2 in a row now.
Jeff Davenport 9:49 PM
Don't wear the ring, Barea!
Steven Manuel 9:49 PM
Miller's hurt? We gain nothing. We should hurt Wyade!
Jeff Davenport 9:49 PM
T!
Steven Manuel 9:49 PM
Good call- JJ is a hobbit.
Jeff Davenport 9:49 PM
97/100.
Steven Manuel 9:50 PM
incredible.
9:50 PM
Greater even than my free throw hero, Calvin Murphy.
Jeff Davenport 9:50 PM
Barea needs hair on the top of his shoes.
Steven Manuel 9:50 PM
I need hair right on the top of my head.
Jeff Davenport 9:50 PM
Was Cavin a good free throw shooter?
9:50 PM
Don't gimme that hair-talk.
Steven Manuel 9:50 PM
YEs, record-setting in his day. I'll look it up.
Jeff Davenport 9:51 PM
Reboundunk.
Steven Manuel 9:51 PM
Second-highest ever in a season- 95.8%
Jeff Davenport 9:51 PM
Oh my.
Steven Manuel 9:51 PM
Also a world-class baton twirler. Believe it!
Jeff Davenport 9:51 PM
I do!
9:52 PM
Also... dated Bill Worrel for awhile.
9:52 PM
C'mon, dudes.
Steven Manuel 9:52 PM
Haywood hurt us if he keeps passing terribly.
Jeff Davenport 9:52 PM
Barea should've punched him in the gunky.
Steven Manuel 9:52 PM
How is it that I can't get away from Eddie House in the finals?!
9:53 PM
Does Coors Light promote blowing off one's studies? That's new.
Jeff Davenport 9:53 PM
How cold does America needs its beer?!
Steven Manuel 9:53 PM
Where's my Combat Hospital?
Jeff Davenport 9:53 PM
Kandahar.
Steven Manuel 9:54 PM
Watch X-Men in LA with your buddies!
Jeff Davenport 9:54 PM
The furry blue dude in X-Men looks dumb.
Steven Manuel 9:54 PM
yes
Jeff Davenport 9:54 PM
Going Saturday with wife.
9:54 PM
He's played by the kid from About a Boy!
9:54 PM
He's kinda grown up into a strapper!
Steven Manuel 9:54 PM
furry blue = about a boy. Hooda thunk.
9:55 PM
Tim Allen: another guy for whom make-up does 80% of the work.
Jeff Davenport 9:55 PM
"It's gotta be more. And you gotta do your job."
9:55 PM
He's held together with base and push-pins.
Steven Manuel 9:55 PM
We need a bigger lead.
Jeff Davenport 9:56 PM
More points would help.
Steven Manuel 9:56 PM
Did I say that Wade wouldn't break 20? At some point? Maybe?
Jeff Davenport 9:56 PM
"The other one." (racist)
Steven Manuel 9:57 PM
"You talk about..." That's my other Mark Jackson hate-ism.
Jeff Davenport 9:57 PM
Do you agree that it's silly the NBA feels obliged to put American flags on their backboards?
9:57 PM
VIDEO COORDINATOR TO COACH?!
9:57 PM
WOW!
9:57 PM
I love that!
9:57 PM
Fauss could coach the Mavs yet!
Steven Manuel 9:57 PM
It's kind of tradition re: backboards. They've been there as long as I can remember.
Jeff Davenport 9:57 PM
WHY?!
Steven Manuel 9:58 PM
Tomjonavich was the same way- up through the ranks.
Jeff Davenport 9:58 PM
In Toronto are they there?
Steven Manuel 9:58 PM
Hm. Good question. I assume not.
Jeff Davenport 9:58 PM
BOSH. Grr.
Steven Manuel 9:58 PM
But I think we can agree there should be no Canadian NBA teams.
Jeff Davenport 9:58 PM
Mexican only.
Steven Manuel 9:58 PM
That WOULD be fun.
Jeff Davenport 9:58 PM
The Juarez Cartel
9:58 PM
THAT'S A GREAT TEAM NAME!
Steven Manuel 9:59 PM
Too many drugs going back and forth over the border, though.
Jeff Davenport 9:59 PM
Superstar luck.
Steven Manuel 9:59 PM
Shoot on this LBJ character.
10:00 PM
not a foul.
Jeff Davenport 10:00 PM
My wife is on the other couch reading Bossypants. Chuckle-girl.
10:00 PM
NO FOULD AT ALL.
Steven Manuel 10:00 PM
not a foul
Jeff Davenport 10:00 PM
Say it, guys!
Steven Manuel 10:00 PM
not a foul
Jeff Davenport 10:00 PM
They love calling predictive fouls.
Steven Manuel 10:00 PM
When the NBA lets guys lower their heads, run into a defender, and get a foul called, they lose me for 2-3 years. See the 06 finals.
Jeff Davenport 10:01 PM
Looking good.
Steven Manuel 10:01 PM
yes!
Jeff Davenport 10:01 PM
BOING!
10:01 PM
Have a seat LBJ!
Steven Manuel 10:01 PM
Can't believe we're ahead by 7. If we start playing well, we're going to run away with this game.
Jeff Davenport 10:01 PM
Yeah, that's a foul.
10:02 PM
The sleeve.
Steven Manuel 10:02 PM
Bad passes, Dirk!
Jeff Davenport 10:02 PM
YES!
10:02 PM
YES!
10:02 PM
YES!
10:02 PM
Let's see it!
Steven Manuel 10:02 PM
9!
Jeff Davenport 10:02 PM
"That's not right!" says Spoelstra.
10:02 PM
NO It's easy to tell!
10:02 PM
Am I wrong? Nothing!
Steven Manuel 10:02 PM
gimme a break you weenies.
Jeff Davenport 10:02 PM
CALVIN!
10:03 PM
Did you see him!
Steven Manuel 10:03 PM
Murphy??
Jeff Davenport 10:03 PM
Yeah... old school photo of him!
Steven Manuel 10:03 PM
Awesome! No I didn't see it.
Jeff Davenport 10:03 PM
David Byrne is turning over in his Prius.
Steven Manuel 10:03 PM
Oh wait, Jeff=- there's a new Kevin James movie coming out!
Jeff Davenport 10:03 PM
That was the worst ad for a movie I think I"ve ever seen.
10:04 PM
This guy in this car ad... I was in a short film with him at USC!
Steven Manuel 10:04 PM
I have a serious Combat Hospital hankering.
10:04 PM
Really!? Cool.
Jeff Davenport 10:04 PM
Hate me: these baby ads make me laugh.
Steven Manuel 10:04 PM
These E-Trade ads have held up over the years.
10:04 PM
I guess we agree
Jeff Davenport 10:04 PM
DROID.
Steven Manuel 10:04 PM
DROID.
Jeff Davenport 10:05 PM
"You have never held a droid this powerful." Unless you're C3P0's wife.
Steven Manuel 10:05 PM
You can't pull Kristin into watching these Mavs?
Jeff Davenport 10:05 PM
I know!
Steven Manuel 10:05 PM
Sad to hear.
Jeff Davenport 10:05 PM
C'mon. That's a good C3P0 joke.
Steven Manuel 10:05 PM
My woman's back home, into the action.
10:05 PM
Yes, it was a dandy.
Jeff Davenport 10:05 PM
Bless her.
10:06 PM
Get ready for a make-up call soon!
10:06 PM
Superintendant Chalmers.
10:06 PM
WNBA TALK!
10:06 PM
Expect monthly craziness.
Steven Manuel 10:06 PM
HA!!!!
Jeff Davenport 10:07 PM
"One a month, our players go OFF."
Steven Manuel 10:07 PM
They are a shot blocking crew, these heat!
10:07 PM
Isn't Bosh He Who Shall Not Be Named?
Jeff Davenport 10:08 PM
THAT'S IT!
10:08 PM
NICE!
Steven Manuel 10:08 PM
doggone it. too many passes.
Jeff Davenport 10:08 PM
Bobby Knight's philosophy bit 'em in hte butt.
10:08 PM
But such nice passes!
10:08 PM
"You shoot it!" "No, you!"
Steven Manuel 10:08 PM
yes- all fine for setting up... shots!
Jeff Davenport 10:09 PM
"TWOOOO MINUTES... DUFF!"
10:09 PM
What did that announcer say?
Steven Manuel 10:09 PM
Yes. Ha.
Jeff Davenport 10:09 PM
I care about you.
Steven Manuel 10:09 PM
Wet Mow Peat? What is wet mowing?
Jeff Davenport 10:09 PM
Peat moss.
Steven Manuel 10:10 PM
His MOM wore #15 in college?
Jeff Davenport 10:10 PM
Who?
Steven Manuel 10:10 PM
dangit barea. Where's the magic?
10:10 PM
Chalmers' mom.
Jeff Davenport 10:10 PM
Still wanna hug 'em.
10:10 PM
Samwise Barea.
Steven Manuel 10:11 PM
JJ baggins
Jeff Davenport 10:11 PM
Better.
10:11 PM
Bilbo Barea.
10:11 PM
Is Wyane tat-less?
Steven Manuel 10:11 PM
no
Jeff Davenport 10:11 PM
Is Bosh soul-less?
10:12 PM
Barea can jump for a hobbit.
10:12 PM
Dead-eye.
10:12 PM
What just happened?
Steven Manuel 10:12 PM
Hate you Wyade.
10:13 PM
I looked it up: no tats on Dwyane
Jeff Davenport 10:13 PM
THATS YOUR SHOT!
10:13 PM
Oh my.
Steven Manuel 10:13 PM
gross ending.
Jeff Davenport 10:13 PM
9-0 end.
10:13 PM
Man.
10:13 PM
Get ready for Magic!
10:13 PM
Can't wait!
Steven Manuel 10:13 PM
I'm logging off for halftime. Eating linda's treats.
10:13 PM
Watch Magic and Doris
Jeff Davenport 10:13 PM
"He GETS to talk to Doris."
10:13 PM
I hope he asks about her finger.
Steven Manuel 10:14 PM
What are you trying to achieve out there? GREAT question Doris!
Jeff Davenport 10:14 PM
"Gamesmanship, Doris. Just want to show good character. That's all."
Steven Manuel 10:14 PM
yes, just want to show them we have STYLE.
Jeff Davenport 10:14 PM
Mavs half-time started 4 minutes ago, apparently.
10:14 PM
"This is chicken with a sense of humor."
10:15 PM
IT'S CHICKEN IN DIFFERENT SHAPES, STEVEN.
10:19 PM
Did you see BS is on PTI tomorrow?
Steven Manuel 10:32 PM
and we're back. And no, I didn't re: PTI
Jeff Davenport 10:33 PM
He was on today, too.
Steven Manuel 10:33 PM
If the Mavs don't win this game, this series is over. But I still think they will.
Jeff Davenport 10:33 PM
Sigh.
Steven Manuel 10:33 PM
Dirk and Jet have to shoot better!
Jeff Davenport 10:33 PM
Kidd, as well.
10:34 PM
Empty seats!
Steven Manuel 10:34 PM
I can't believe they let us strip the ball and didn't call a foul!
Jeff Davenport 10:34 PM
So many!
10:34 PM
Yeah.
Steven Manuel 10:34 PM
Dang our shooting.
Jeff Davenport 10:34 PM
Grr.
10:34 PM
run it up, guys.
Steven Manuel 10:35 PM
I want less Stephenson in my life.
Jeff Davenport 10:35 PM
Foul trouble would be good.
Steven Manuel 10:35 PM
You know what would be fun? Jumping 4 feet into the air.
10:35 PM
I always feel like Spoelstra is trying to act like a coach.
10:36 PM
Like the Pacers terrible coach
Jeff Davenport 10:36 PM
Video Coordinator stepping in as coach.
Steven Manuel 10:36 PM
STOP PASSING
Jeff Davenport 10:36 PM
My wife is laughing her head off at Bossypants.
10:36 PM
Reverse? Really?
Steven Manuel 10:36 PM
LESS PASSING, more shooting nerds.
Jeff Davenport 10:36 PM
Oh, geesh.
Steven Manuel 10:36 PM
THanks Stephenson.
10:36 PM
Heat are good at dunking.
Jeff Davenport 10:36 PM
Stephenson, enjoy your chair.
Steven Manuel 10:37 PM
I feel like the dunk is a high percentage shot.
Jeff Davenport 10:37 PM
Terrible movie... with a terribly cut trailer.
Steven Manuel 10:37 PM
It's never too late for a second chance, Jeff.
10:37 PM
So why won't you give me one?
Jeff Davenport 10:37 PM
YOU HAVEN'T EARNED IT.
10:37 PM
AND, IT'S TOO LATE.
Steven Manuel 10:37 PM
Linda just gave up on the Mavs. Headed to bed.
Jeff Davenport 10:38 PM
What were her treats?
Steven Manuel 10:38 PM
Wait! This kid is coming home from the war!
Jeff Davenport 10:38 PM
"I killed a guy with a Budweiser bottle. I sure hope there isn't any Bud at my coming home party."
Steven Manuel 10:38 PM
I shot so many people while stoned on bud light!!!!!
Jeff Davenport 10:39 PM
DROID.
Steven Manuel 10:39 PM
DROID.
10:39 PM
Linda made a cool whip/cream cheese/oreo delight for my gut.
Jeff Davenport 10:39 PM
Tina Fey says (according to my wife) that, "left unchecked" her eyebrows will "grow onto your head."
Steven Manuel 10:40 PM
Helps me with my gut maintainence.
10:40 PM
Yes that was a great line.
10:40 PM
That's when she's describing her own body- a very funny conceit.
Jeff Davenport 10:40 PM
"A heart-shaped butt. Sadly, the point is on the bottom."
10:40 PM
Totally her wheelhouse.
10:40 PM
I have NEVER heard K laugh like this.
Steven Manuel 10:41 PM
she's in the zone! Like with a stand up comic. She should read as much as possible right now. Don't let the zone slip away!
10:41 PM
THAT's my Dirk, right there.
Jeff Davenport 10:41 PM
It's this STRANGE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGH! I'm trying to get her to read aloud but she can't!
Steven Manuel 10:41 PM
More of that Dirk. Much, much more.
Jeff Davenport 10:42 PM
Quit dunking, guys. It's mean.
Steven Manuel 10:42 PM
Good interior D, Dirk.
Jeff Davenport 10:42 PM
Kidd almost blocked Kidd.
Steven Manuel 10:43 PM
This team looks tougher than us. That is fatal.
Jeff Davenport 10:43 PM
4 on Wyade.
10:43 PM
Doesn't EVERYONE look tougher than us?
10:43 PM
Uh.
Steven Manuel 10:43 PM
No.
10:43 PM
Not Portland, Lakers, or Thunder.
Jeff Davenport 10:43 PM
Put a beret on Bosh and a ripped Army jacket and he's suddenly a Black Panther.
Steven Manuel 10:43 PM
Where's our "how dare you? Eat this!"?
Jeff Davenport 10:44 PM
Yeah.
Steven Manuel 10:44 PM
I can see the Bosh comment.
Jeff Davenport 10:44 PM
Really? 2nd pick?
10:44 PM
Chandler?
10:44 PM
STrong D.
10:44 PM
Walk.
Steven Manuel 10:44 PM
I don't want Chandler to be "most positive teammate ever". I want him to be "the baddest son of a B I've ever played with."
Jeff Davenport 10:44 PM
Agreed.
10:45 PM
"Most involved in 'NBA Cares'" doesn't win championships.
10:45 PM
SNAKE!
Steven Manuel 10:45 PM
TOO MANY DAMN PASSES
Jeff Davenport 10:45 PM
JEEZ DIRK!
Steven Manuel 10:45 PM
TOO MANY DAMN PASSES
10:45 PM
TOO MANY DAMN PASSES
Jeff Davenport 10:45 PM
Rick's trying to fire 'em up.
10:45 PM
Skycam had something to say.
10:46 PM
God knew.
Steven Manuel 10:46 PM
He should slug one of his own players if he wants to fire them up. This is desperation time. Where are the nuts of this team?!
Jeff Davenport 10:46 PM
That is BS.
Steven Manuel 10:46 PM
Time to NUT UP mavs.
Jeff Davenport 10:46 PM
Nut down.
Steven Manuel 10:46 PM
A well-placed tech would do us some good right now.
Jeff Davenport 10:46 PM
YES.
10:46 PM
Jorel.
Steven Manuel 10:46 PM
Son of Jo-El
Jeff Davenport 10:47 PM
Supermanthony
Steven Manuel 10:47 PM
Didn't Bibby come out of somebody's belly in Total Recall?
Jeff Davenport 10:47 PM
YES! Quado!
10:47 PM
PASSES!
10:48 PM
What is taht animal on his shoulder?
10:48 PM
Zuul?
Steven Manuel 10:48 PM
Shawn Marion: Loving Life.
Jeff Davenport 10:48 PM
WHO IS THIS GUY?!
10:49 PM
WHA-?!
Steven Manuel 10:49 PM
Brian Cardinal!
Jeff Davenport 10:49 PM
OH MY!
10:49 PM
Nickname: "Who's That?"
Steven Manuel 10:49 PM
He's a practice player, good clubhouse guy. Seriously, they signed him to be a practice player
Jeff Davenport 10:49 PM
Nickname: "Nickname"
Steven Manuel 10:49 PM
Our turnovers are shocking.
Jeff Davenport 10:49 PM
Nickname: "Nick Nayme"
Steven Manuel 10:49 PM
Nyame
Jeff Davenport 10:50 PM
Nyame: Dwyane Wyade
10:50 PM
Ayage: 31
10:50 PM
Hyt: 6' 10"
Steven Manuel 10:50 PM
Bibby can't believe the shots he's making.
Jeff Davenport 10:50 PM
2-0... wouldn't it be nice to avenge 2006 by coming back from 2-0?
10:50 PM
Bibby should high five himself.
Steven Manuel 10:51 PM
I agree with what Wilbon said- Mavs need a lead heading into the 4th qtr to have a reasonable shot. Not looking great right now.
10:51 PM
I'm marginalized by "Game 5: if necessary"
Jeff Davenport 10:51 PM
During Game 5, I'm at a "Welcome to the WGA" thing!
Steven Manuel 10:52 PM
Priorities, Jeff. How many Finals will these losely Mavs be in?
10:52 PM
loserly
Jeff Davenport 10:52 PM
Nickname: "Guy Who No One Wants to Guard at the Gym Cause He's Covered in Nasty Sweat So He's Slippery and His Deodorant Is Only Masking His Smell"
Steven Manuel 10:52 PM
Who's that?
Jeff Davenport 10:53 PM
Cardinal
Steven Manuel 10:53 PM
There were always outrageously stinky guys in HS bball.
Jeff Davenport 10:53 PM
Now, time to win the game!
10:53 PM
I'm SURE.
10:53 PM
Cardinal should take one for the team and pop Wyayde.
Steven Manuel 10:53 PM
Dora is now giving up on this game as well. Bad sign.
Jeff Davenport 10:54 PM
Haters! Your women are haters!
10:54 PM
Go get Joy.
Steven Manuel 10:54 PM
DEFINITELY. I don't know why the NBA doesn't do the NHL thing and just have thugs on the team! The Bad Boys did!
Jeff Davenport 10:54 PM
She needs to learn the depths of humanity.
10:54 PM
AND THEY WON CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Steven Manuel 10:54 PM
The sooner she learns how to suffer, the better.
Jeff Davenport 10:54 PM
Guys PAID when they went the length of the floor! They actually got scared!
10:54 PM
Doik!
10:55 PM
Dirk's angry. Good.
10:55 PM
Time for him to go Nazi on they asses.
Steven Manuel 10:55 PM
political.
Jeff Davenport 10:55 PM
I hope it's a Green Lantern ad!
10:55 PM
IT IS!
Steven Manuel 10:55 PM
Wait- a red-faced baddie!!!!
10:56 PM
The power of the sun!
Jeff Davenport 10:56 PM
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
Steven Manuel 10:56 PM
A vulture comrade!
Jeff Davenport 10:56 PM
I thought they'd at least load this thing up with humor (that Ryan Reynolds is funny). But, clearly, they didn't... or it would be in the ads to get people to go.
Steven Manuel 10:57 PM
Or is red-face good? I am marginalized by this high concept superhero movie trailer.
Jeff Davenport 10:57 PM
My Dad bought that Tundra truck!
10:57 PM
Bad.
Steven Manuel 10:57 PM
Really?? What's Dave going to do with a truck?
Jeff Davenport 10:57 PM
or, okay. Maybe good. Maybe he's...
10:57 PM
Drive it.
10:57 PM
Oh... and have it.
Steven Manuel 10:57 PM
I'll answer: haul McFarlands around
Jeff Davenport 10:57 PM
Bang.
10:58 PM
Pan Am. Fake Mad Men.
Steven Manuel 10:58 PM
throw like 6 of those kids in the back, pour in a bag of jolly ranchers... you've got yourself an afternoon.
Jeff Davenport 10:58 PM
Can you name another show that was named directly after a brand?
Steven Manuel 10:58 PM
The name of the show is Pan-Am?
Jeff Davenport 10:58 PM
Also, fill it with water. It's a traveling pool!
10:58 PM
Yup. Pan-Am.
10:58 PM
NBA Cares, dang it.
Steven Manuel 10:58 PM
Tab: the movie? Does that count?
10:59 PM
Pop Secret: the crime detective series?
Jeff Davenport 10:59 PM
I think Front Porch has a movie coming called "Xbox: Kinect Available at Wal-Mart for a Low Low Price In Time for Christmas"
Steven Manuel 10:59 PM
I'd watch that 120-minute ad!
Jeff Davenport 10:59 PM
I'd write that 120-minute ad!
Steven Manuel 10:59 PM
topical.
Jeff Davenport 11:00 PM
Ripped from today's headlines.
11:00 PM
"Two minutes... d'oh!"
Steven Manuel 11:00 PM
I like thinking of this goofy announcer as the Duff guy!
Jeff Davenport 11:00 PM
Wha's his name?
Steven Manuel 11:00 PM
Duffman!
Jeff Davenport 11:00 PM
OH YEAH!
11:01 PM
Nash. Tore up.
Steven Manuel 11:01 PM
Little Stevie Nash! We love you!
11:01 PM
Also, why'd you leave your wife?
11:01 PM
Keep fighting Mavs.
Jeff Davenport 11:01 PM
climb!
Steven Manuel 11:01 PM
I CANNOT BELIEVE BIBBY
Jeff Davenport 11:01 PM
Bibby. Enjoy it.
Steven Manuel 11:01 PM
He thinks it's 1999
Jeff Davenport 11:02 PM
Bibby's thinking, "I hope someone's watching this."
11:02 PM
Boink.
Steven Manuel 11:02 PM
HOT HOT HOT!!!!!
Jeff Davenport 11:02 PM
THEY GAVE HIM THAT!
11:02 PM
NO ONE STEPPED IN!
11:02 PM
WHAT?!
Steven Manuel 11:02 PM
Why does it always feel like he can do that whenever he wants??
Jeff Davenport 11:02 PM
JET.
11:02 PM
I know.
Steven Manuel 11:02 PM
(A less exciting 2 points)
11:03 PM
James: 8/11. Wow.
Jeff Davenport 11:03 PM
Good pick.
11:03 PM
Great pick.
Steven Manuel 11:03 PM
We live in an age when LeBron James immediately looks up at the Jumbotron for the replay when he dunks.
11:04 PM
Has Dave driven down to the ranch yet?
Jeff Davenport 11:04 PM
Yesterday he was moving four tons of cinder blocks.
11:04 PM
Wait. I mean, he picked up subs at Lenny's.
Steven Manuel 11:04 PM
And by ranch, I mean "James Coney Island"
11:05 PM
He's still working full time, right?
Jeff Davenport 11:05 PM
Yeah.
11:05 PM
It's the guy form Conchords!
11:05 PM
Mel's husband!
Steven Manuel 11:05 PM
Yes he springs up here and there
11:06 PM
He's got a good agent
Jeff Davenport 11:06 PM
Like Guy From Jensen Project.
Steven Manuel 11:06 PM
Unlike Mel's
Jeff Davenport 11:06 PM
I saw the bad guy from Jensen project in SOMETHING recently...
11:06 PM
Mel is on Daily Show!
Steven Manuel 11:06 PM
Oh yeah! As a sex reporter or something?
Jeff Davenport 11:06 PM
Girl perspective.
11:06 PM
She funny.
Steven Manuel 11:06 PM
That's it.
Jeff Davenport 11:07 PM
She has big tongue/little mouth disease.
Steven Manuel 11:07 PM
That "Jump, Jump" song they're playing is gonna be a big hit.
Jeff Davenport 11:07 PM
SHARAYA!
11:07 PM
Don't know it.
11:07 PM
DIRK!
Steven Manuel 11:07 PM
Come with me, Barea.
Jeff Davenport 11:07 PM
THATS YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER, MAN!
Steven Manuel 11:07 PM
yeah, that's a must-have shot
Jeff Davenport 11:07 PM
Haywood you leave?
11:08 PM
If i'm going out of the game, I'm doing a hard-butt foul.
Steven Manuel 11:08 PM
Haywood you make sure you don't get injured in the biggest game of your life?
Jeff Davenport 11:08 PM
Haywood you take a dump BEFORE the game?
Steven Manuel 11:08 PM
I can't believe that Shawn Marion has been our best player this series.
Jeff Davenport 11:09 PM
Unbelievable.
Steven Manuel 11:09 PM
"Doris delivers." Dirty.
Jeff Davenport 11:09 PM
Is this really a two point game?
Steven Manuel 11:09 PM
I guess THAT's why she keeps working...
Jeff Davenport 11:09 PM
Real hard.
Steven Manuel 11:09 PM
A quarter at a time.
11:10 PM
TURNOVER
Jeff Davenport 11:10 PM
JET hold it.
Steven Manuel 11:10 PM
turnover = dunk
Jeff Davenport 11:10 PM
Blergh.
11:10 PM
OH my.
Steven Manuel 11:10 PM
The entire nation is rooting for you Mavs. Show some chutzpah.
Jeff Davenport 11:11 PM
"If you're just tuning in... what have you been doing?"
11:11 PM
"Seriously, call us and tell us."
Steven Manuel 11:11 PM
Juwon is giving Bosh some pointers in how to be ineffective but maintain a very long career.
Jeff Davenport 11:11 PM
"Thanks for watching ESPN on ABC"... always sounds like the game'sover.
11:11 PM
It woks!
11:11 PM
works!
11:11 PM
PLANET OF THE APES
11:12 PM
James Franco. We're all done with you.
11:12 PM
This is like Crichton's "Next."
Steven Manuel 11:13 PM
How can we be interested in a franchise that failed just... what... 4 years ago?
Jeff Davenport 11:13 PM
I know.
11:13 PM
REBOOT!
11:13 PM
It's Hollywood's magic word!
Steven Manuel 11:13 PM
It's like the repeat Hulk.
Jeff Davenport 11:13 PM
Currently.
Steven Manuel 11:13 PM
Somebody should release 2 versions of the same movie concurrently.
11:14 PM
Why is ABC just salivating so over the Heat? It drives me absolutely nuts.
Jeff Davenport 11:15 PM
One summer they came out with two James Bond movies at he same time...
11:15 PM
Two different companies came out with them.
11:15 PM
Or, at least the same year. Different stories... different actors.
Steven Manuel 11:15 PM
This game was introduced by "now just 3 games away from their goal..." Why not start with "now forced to overcome an 0-1 hole..."?
Jeff Davenport 11:16 PM
They're determined to get America to accept the Heat as the new 90s Bullls.
Steven Manuel 11:16 PM
I don't want you to push it, Barea.
Jeff Davenport 11:16 PM
Better D.
11:16 PM
But maybe we should push him?
Steven Manuel 11:17 PM
Wasn't Haslem Samuel L Jackson at some point?
Jeff Davenport 11:17 PM
?
11:17 PM
Yes, they played each other.
Steven Manuel 11:17 PM
Somethign about them is similar.
Jeff Davenport 11:17 PM
"Snakes on a Plane" starring Haslem as Samuel L. Jackson and Bosh as the snake.
Steven Manuel 11:17 PM
Maybe I'm thinking Mr. Cool from Incredibles.
Jeff Davenport 11:17 PM
Yeah!
Steven Manuel 11:17 PM
DIRK ANOTHER TO
11:18 PM
This game feels mighty over
Jeff Davenport 11:18 PM
Combat Hospital promo at the bottom of the screen!
Steven Manuel 11:18 PM
That's 5! Come on ComHptl!
Jeff Davenport 11:18 PM
Mark Jackson sounds like a non-punch drunk Mohammad Ali.
Steven Manuel 11:18 PM
This game makes me sadder than madder.
11:19 PM
10 turnovers in just this half. Good grief.
11:19 PM
11
Jeff Davenport 11:19 PM
SO MUCH AT STAKE! The Mavs best chance EVER... and the start of the despicable Heat dynasty.
Steven Manuel 11:19 PM
I hate you guys.
Jeff Davenport 11:19 PM
Wait. You like or hate Wyade?
11:19 PM
Wife looks at TV. "That's pitiful."
Steven Manuel 11:19 PM
Um. what? I hate his balls.
Jeff Davenport 11:19 PM
I know.
Steven Manuel 11:20 PM
Why would you ask that?
Jeff Davenport 11:20 PM
kIdding.
Steven Manuel 11:20 PM
I hate him.
11:21 PM
Again, he gives us the blank-face "I'm much bigger than this moment- who even cares about winning the NBA Championship?" BS. Up dwyours.
11:21 PM
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AD CAMPAIGN!!
Jeff Davenport 11:21 PM
Me either!
11:21 PM
It's like a bad dream!
Steven Manuel 11:21 PM
The new Honda Civic: perfect for businessman zombies.
11:22 PM
6 for ComHosp!
Jeff Davenport 11:22 PM
"You said you wanted action."
Steven Manuel 11:22 PM
er, Rookie Blue.
Jeff Davenport 11:22 PM
If you bet on this game, you'd have Bookie Rue.
11:23 PM
Scratch that.
Steven Manuel 11:23 PM
Can you forward that number for the tattoo removal place to Terry for me?
Jeff Davenport 11:23 PM
1-800-DIRK-TO
Steven Manuel 11:23 PM
perfect.
Jeff Davenport 11:23 PM
HIT THOSE!
11:23 PM
MY WORD!
11:24 PM
Joey Crawford!
Steven Manuel 11:24 PM
1800-LAY-UPS
11:24 PM
15 straight points for the heat. jiminy christmas
11:24 PM
Ready for a historic comeback? I am!
Jeff Davenport 11:24 PM
K just asked if it was possible.
11:24 PM
IT IS!
Steven Manuel 11:25 PM
Definitely is.
Jeff Davenport 11:25 PM
HAK!
Steven Manuel 11:25 PM
Stop turning the ball over, make shots- pretty simple.
11:26 PM
hmph
Jeff Davenport 11:26 PM
Stop making crap movies, Michael Bluth.
Steven Manuel 11:26 PM
drink our beer and you're on a Mexican beach. No, really.
Jeff Davenport 11:26 PM
Or on a plane.
Steven Manuel 11:27 PM
Just ask this 50-year old, 325-pound alchoholic.
Jeff Davenport 11:27 PM
Drink our beer and get drunk and think you're on a beach.
11:27 PM
But you're really passed out on the men's room floor of a TGI Friday's.
11:27 PM
ComMed!
Steven Manuel 11:27 PM
"You don't have to be a pro to love the game" is that a good line for a KIA ad?
Jeff Davenport 11:27 PM
That doctor shot a snake!
11:28 PM
I LOVE IT!
11:28 PM
YES!
Steven Manuel 11:28 PM
That's because this is COMBAT HOSPITAL, Jeff.
Jeff Davenport 11:28 PM
Get a TV, Dallas nerds!
Steven Manuel 11:28 PM
Yes- why do people go to arenas to watch tv? Because they serve beer?
11:28 PM
But you can get beer at home!
Jeff Davenport 11:28 PM
Expensive beer.
Steven Manuel 11:28 PM
Oh.
Jeff Davenport 11:29 PM
In CUPS.
11:29 PM
11:29 PM
It's time.
Steven Manuel 11:29 PM
"Wish *I* could get those plastic cups at home..."
11:29 PM
James missing a finger roll at the bucket gives us some hope...
Jeff Davenport 11:29 PM
I mean, does YOUR home have commemorative cups?
(Actually... yours does.)
Steven Manuel 11:29 PM
YES!
11:30 PM
2001 NYKnicks!
Jeff Davenport 11:30 PM
ALL Fauss drank out of in college was old Astros player cups!
Steven Manuel 11:30 PM
Yes yes yes yes yes yes
11:30 PM
Terry Puhl. Just thinking about him today, for some odd reason.
Jeff Davenport 11:30 PM
9!
Steven Manuel 11:30 PM
THIS HEAT TEAM IS NOT GOOD!! That's what's so frustrating!
11:31 PM
Somebody make a 3 and make me smile
11:31 PM
Marion.
Jeff Davenport 11:31 PM
THIS TEAM IS LOOKING GOOD!
11:31 PM
PLEEEEAAASE!
Steven Manuel 11:31 PM
Do they nut up now?
Jeff Davenport 11:31 PM
See... like that was actually a good Bron stop.
Steven Manuel 11:31 PM
I agree
Jeff Davenport 11:31 PM
They've been letting him slide to the bucket all night.
Steven Manuel 11:31 PM
Worth a foul
Jeff Davenport 11:32 PM
What foul?
Steven Manuel 11:32 PM
I don't think that was a foul
Jeff Davenport 11:32 PM
Dorks.
Steven Manuel 11:32 PM
Again, this kind of play drives away the casual fan
Jeff Davenport 11:33 PM
KIDD!
Steven Manuel 11:33 PM
YES YES YES
Jeff Davenport 11:33 PM
BOINK!
11:33 PM
SIX POINTS!
11:33 PM
DOABLE!
11:33 PM
STOP HERE!
11:33 PM
NO MORE TOS!
11:33 PM
James is trying to Kobe!
11:33 PM
DIRK!
11:33 PM
YES!
Steven Manuel 11:33 PM
I want to smear a pie in Mike Breen's face for saying the Heat were "putting the game on ice" when they were up by 15.
Jeff Davenport 11:33 PM
WHAT IS UP!?!!
Steven Manuel 11:34 PM
Very Quiet Crowd
11:34 PM
No turnovers, make shots- we win.
11:34 PM
We should be killing this terrible Miami team.
Jeff Davenport 11:34 PM
I'm going to get drunk on hamburgers tomorrow if the Mavs pull this out.
Steven Manuel 11:35 PM
Zombie Businessman.
11:35 PM
Loses his arm at the driving range... and it's back in the next shot!
Jeff Davenport 11:35 PM
Failed bit!
Steven Manuel 11:35 PM
Ad fail
Jeff Davenport 11:35 PM
FOUR POINT GAME.
11:35 PM
That guy's DETERMINED to get his baby on TV.
Steven Manuel 11:35 PM
Yes, I need to think of a fitting celebration if this win happens, also.
Jeff Davenport 11:36 PM
YES!
Steven Manuel 11:36 PM
turnover, Bosh!
Jeff Davenport 11:36 PM
Snake!
Steven Manuel 11:36 PM
time to get super nervous, Heat
11:36 PM
HELL YES DIRK
11:36 PM
15-2
Jeff Davenport 11:36 PM
DIRKDIRKDRIK!
Steven Manuel 11:36 PM
YES
11:36 PM
This is where all those comeback wins pay off
Jeff Davenport 11:36 PM
JET!
11:37 PM
THEY ARE PLAYING STRONG.
11:37 PM
Finally, tough.
Steven Manuel 11:37 PM
yes
Jeff Davenport 11:37 PM
NO!
Steven Manuel 11:37 PM
it's okay
11:37 PM
nobody wants the shot
Jeff Davenport 11:38 PM
BOARD!
Steven Manuel 11:38 PM
YES YES YES
11:38 PM
We are the better team right now. All the momentum is ours.
Jeff Davenport 11:38 PM
WAKE UP THE GIRLS!
Steven Manuel 11:38 PM
Coming from so far behind is such a spirit killer
Jeff Davenport 11:38 PM
BUBERT!
11:38 PM
CUBDRT!
Steven Manuel 11:38 PM
Cubert
Jeff Davenport 11:38 PM
CUBERT!
Steven Manuel 11:38 PM
right
Jeff Davenport 11:39 PM
Port Paradise is stealing the Vegas schtick.
11:39 PM
Terrible.
Steven Manuel 11:39 PM
Wanna get so drunk you do nonsensical things? Get on the Bud Cruise.
Jeff Davenport 11:39 PM
WAIT! THE WNBA has adds on their jerseys?!
11:39 PM
I LOVE IT!
11:39 PM
The Omaha LightDays!
Steven Manuel 11:39 PM
WNBA action! It's MAN-tastic!
Jeff Davenport 11:40 PM
Marion. Thank you for passing that.
Steven Manuel 11:40 PM
I bless the Mavs right now.
Jeff Davenport 11:40 PM
He's trying to get a TO!
Steven Manuel 11:41 PM
I love the hubris of that shot! Thank you Wyane!
11:41 PM
YES EPEHIOPefPONWPOWEIUFGN{OWEINGPW{}OIENGV{)WOEIFGNWERFG
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11:41 PM
PSOINGFPSDOIFGJNEP{OFIWNEFOP{DKLNGV:LKSNVeioruwPGVENWR PVOGIDKNW: FPDKOSLGVNSD{O
Jeff Davenport 11:41 PM
g;ihosd;oifjdsoihg[oishFGIOHSOGIHEQRWG
11:41 PM
OHISDG'OIWREJG'OIWEJHG'OIADHFGQD
11:41 PM
!!!!!!!!
Steven Manuel 11:41 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:41 PM
Give me the dancing line, please
Jeff Davenport 11:41 PM
THIS IS AWESOMMMMEEEE!
11:41 PM
I just danced in my living room!
11:41 PM
Coming!
11:42 PM
Steven Manuel 11:42 PM
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Davenport 11:42 PM
11:42 PM
WHAT?! WHY DID THEY LEAVE HIM OPEN?!
Steven Manuel 11:42 PM
What are the odds of THAT.
Jeff Davenport 11:42 PM
At least the Heat have foul trouble.
11:42 PM
WIDE OPEN.
11:43 PM
(In case of OT)
Steven Manuel 11:43 PM
We still have the mo.
Jeff Davenport 11:43 PM
JETs fault.
Steven Manuel 11:43 PM
I feel fine, I have to say.
Jeff Davenport 11:43 PM
They hav a foul to give?!
Steven Manuel 11:44 PM
yup
11:44 PM
Jet should be benched.
Jeff Davenport 11:44 PM
DUMB.
11:44 PM
Who gets the shot?
11:44 PM
Dirk?
Steven Manuel 11:44 PM
yes
11:45 PM
we need to win it here
11:45 PM
DRIK WINS IT!!!!!
Jeff Davenport 11:45 PM
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11:45 PM
;dokhgsdkhgoifhads
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DIRK!
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YOU DID IT!
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LOVE IT!
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EAT IT MIAMI!
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EAT ALL OF IT!
Thursday, June 2, 2011
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